Thursday, May 17, 2012

"But I don't want to go among mad people" ~Lewis Carroll "Through the Looking Glass"


            If Lewis Carroll were to rise from the dead and come to Korea, he would surely think that someone had created a nation based on his books. Some days, it feels like I tripped and fell through a rabbit hole at some point in time. While nothing is strange, every thing is outlandish. It's like I am Alice at the Mad Hatter's tea party (like having sugared garlic bread and cookies with coffee or eating anchovies with honey and peanuts) or standing next to Tweedledum and Tweedledee.  For instance, upon asking my co-teacher if she attended grad school the night before she replied, "Yes, I got much sleep." I have no idea if she misunderstood me or if she sleeps through graduate school. Signs in the school sport slogans such as "Less speed, more haste."
            Many students call me beautiful because of my blue eyes or red hair or pale skin. But sometimes the residents of Wonderland tell me I am ugly because I look different --because I don't wear bibicream and my freckles show, or because my face is animated.
            Most of the time  I have no idea which direction I am going or what is going on. What I do learn seems to be misinformation or riddles. And like Alice, I follow and listen and never seem to follow my own advice.
            If Korea doesn't reside in the recesses of Lewis Carroll's mind (you are still picturing zombie Carroll aren't you), then perhaps Korea is the Stepford Wives  taken to a whole nation and every family. Perhaps it is the fact that the surface resembled a Stepford Wife similarity and smoothness--as if everyone is a robot in a high-tech 1950s world and when a robot malfunctions it is quite noticeable--but only the non-robots notice it.
            No one seemed to notice when a man calmly walked up to an overweight woman, stuck his head between her breasts and motor boated her and then walked away as calmly as you please--no one that is, except the victim and myself, which we stood transfixed in horror.
            No one pays attention to other people. A man throws his hand out with a cigarette between his fingers, headless of a passerby who might not like to have embers in her eye. A driver will park their in the middle of the lane and walk off to visit with friends, ignoring the line of cars waiting for the parked car to move (which still running).  And when a bicycle rider will not stop his slow-moving bike or turn the bicycle to the large amount of free space, but will instead, ride right into a person and then after the person manages to untangle herself from the bike, the rider falls over the bike. Only then will a bystander calmly say "strangee" and walk away.
            While this may sound depressing, it isn't. It is truly annoying, but at the same time great fodder for blogs and stories. I am gladly compiling incidents to make my own story. Speaking of story, found out today that Anne of Green Gables is quite famous in Korea. She is known not as Anne, but as "the red girl." I don't think the Koreans really like her, as they wouldn't dare call her the "the red girl"-- must be the freckles. They also are fans of Pippi Longstockings (Known as "Pibi") and Thumbelina (known by a Korean name).
            In other news, received some children's English/Korean dictionaries (the kind that has a whole definition, not just the Korean word). I jokingly suggested we can punish the students by making them rewrite a page from the dictionary. My co-teacher said it would be too harsh a punishment. Two  hours later, she shoved a dictionary under some boy's nose and had him rewrite three pages from the dictionary and then made him recite it to her.
            And in case you don't know who Anne is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OLOl_qPLWc

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