Sunday, September 25, 2011

Gone Country

I discovered I don't have the patience for the subway at 5:30 AM in the morning. Nor do I want to walk those long transfers in between subway lines that early in the morning. But I got on the bus ok and tried to look out the window, but it was too foggy, so I slept. I woke up just before Andong. The bus pulled into the slot and people started milling out of the bus. I was too sleepy to think that my legs might work (this is three hours into the journey). But the thought of coffee was quite tempting. Just as I was mulling over the possibilities of moving, the bus driver came up to me and asked me to leave (in Korean of course). I actually thought he was telling me the bus was going back to Seoul and I was like but this bus says Cheongsong, and then after a few pointing and gesturing, I figured out that yes, this bus does go to Cheongsong, he just wanted me to take the last bathroom break available. So I went and got some canned coffee--the worst stuff I have ever had! And I started to really regret that coffee from my second to last seat in the back of the bus as we started winding around Andong's streets at 40 mph.

I knew there would be no going back to sleep so I concentrated on the scenery to keep my stomach down where it was supposed to be. The early mist and fog had lifted, but it was still cold as the bus windows were still quite fogged over. But through the window fog, I could see the sunlight shine onto  slightly terraced rice patties. It was as if I was being shown a slide show of scenery, the change of scenes marked by a rocky hillside along the road. Rice patties, dams and reservoirs, trees, old headstones marking graves, and old houses flashed before me on my left. On my right, the river stayed lazy and constant, its width and many islands reminded me of the Platte River, except the vegetation was much greener.

The bus started swerving more and more as we climbed the mountain pass. It would be like going up the Lochsa in a Greyhound. The pine-covered mountains were on either side of the road and large yellow signs marked narrow turns that the bus barreled through (sometimes skidded through). Once in a while the mountain side would break and you could see the river on your right. As we started to go down hill through these turns I thought for sure I'd lose that coffee. However, just about then the valley opened up to apple orchards, more rice patties, and chili fields. I was dumbstruck by the apple trees.

These were tiny little trees! About eight feet tall, the trunk sizes may have been as big around as my arm, sometimes less. Some of these trees were held upright with stakes, sometimes they stood on their own. The leaves were sparse compared to the apple orchards back home, and they were a dry sage green color. What struck me was the amount and size of the apples that grew on these tiny trees. Think the size of giant Fuji apples at the store and put 20-40 apples on those tiny little trees. I don't know whether the apples grow naturally on the trees like that or the farmers do something to ensure that the nutrients go to the apples and not so much the tree.

Finally after 4 hours and 15 minutes total travel time, the bus reached Cheongsong. Population unknown, but this village is quite small. It is cut in half by the river. There are a couple of high-rise apartment buildings across the river and in the main center of Cheongsong and the rest of the buildings are two to three story buildings with the businesses in the bottom front of the store and apartments behind and above. I would guess that the population of the Cheongsong and surrounding farm area is probably a little more than Grangeville (3226), but it is hard to tell as there are so many family members living in one home.

This town is very agriculturally based. Corn and squash grow at the bus station, and in various parts around town. Despite the small town there are many hair salons, restaurants, and taxis. There is a boys' school and a girls' school. In fact, this town still clings to pretty old fashion ideas and you must great the elderly as you pass by them.  Public swimming is a no-no I guess, and a married South African couple told me that they got in trouble for holding hands in public.

M and I met up with this couple, and four other foreigners all living in rural area. We decided to hike about three km to a mineral spring and restaurant famous for chicken (I didn't know it at the time). We reached this famous chicken area and had to decide what to do about me. Luckily a nice man came out with his cute little baby and told us that he had duck for me. So we went in and had chicken and duck (I of course didn't touch the chicken). This meal was amazing, especially after a 3 km walk! The man then told us that there were waterfalls six km away. We thought, eh why not. We made it maybe one km and turned back. We wound back to Cheongsong through chili and soybean fields and apple orchards. Then we lounged at a public monument near the river, completely exhausted by our six km walk. It was an early night for us all.

Sunday we woke up with ever intention of hiking up the mountain, but by the time we actually got up and around and found a coffee shop and me breakfast it was too late to go up the mountain. Instead we walked on the mini dam, and along the river. We stopped at an outdoor gym and played around for a bit before hitting the trail again. We walked in between beautiful rice patties (never have I been so close before) and by a horrible cow farm (cows shoved into tiny barns) and a horrible dog farm (I couldn't look at it, but I could hear the barking and yelping). Apparently they raise those dogs for food and M told me how they kill the dogs, I nearly cried. We sped through that part of the walk and back onto the river. It was so pretty along the river! Cranes, various other birds, praying mantis, dragonflies, butterflies, bees, grasshoppers, ants, flowers, and giant spiders that could compete with tranatulas in size greeted us along our path.

Again exhausted, we crashed at M's place. I was feeling quite proud of myself that I had made it this whole time with the only accident befalling me was stubbing my toe on an overly large reflector in the road. But then the alarm clock that M was absent mindingly tossing slipped through his fingers and landed right below my eye. Awesome. Of course I was so shocked and I cried "You clocked me!" We burst out laughing and started a whole tangent on how "time slipped through your fingers" and "time slapped me in the face." M asked how I was going to explain a black eye to my teacher, and I replied, "I was trying to catch up on time" I thought I was pretty clever and they just kept a coming, probably annoyingly so. Luckily I don't have a black eye, just a small bruise under the eye, so I didn't have to explain anything, yet.

But all in all a good weekend, on the whole my body survived the weekend. I am quite tired, after getting into Seoul around 10 PM and home around 10:40, but loved  the fresh air and seeing the stars. Meeting some new awesome people and hanging out with my friend in his place for a change. Next two weekends in the mask festival in Andong, sounds like a good time! But in the mean time, I must go teach 3rd graders... oy.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Students

I have been at my school long enough to write about the students now. I teach elementary grades 1, 3, and 6. I teach two different 1st grade classes when the teachers remember to send them to me--so far I have seen one class once, and the other class twice. Right now they kind of look like Bambi staring at a car coming straight at them--cute and stupid lol. But they are really passionate about coloring--so my job is easy. Teach them a bit of alphabet and give them letters to color or connect the dots to color and they are busy for 30 minutes.

I teach four classes of 6th graders, about 28 students in each class. They are 6th graders--awkward, emotional, and hard to involve. They love to roll their eyes and sigh in exasperation, which is funny because I do that too after ten minutes of having to deal with them. And they haven't learned that the more they complain about an activity, the more embarrassing the activity is the next class. Oh yes, this time I plan on making them do Comparative Karaoke to "Anything You Can Do" and Daft Punk's "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" and Pet Clarks' "My Love" Oh yes, I am an evil seon-saeng-nim.

I have to admit that my favorite level is 3rd grade. The girls are so cute with their pig tails and huge bows in their hair, and all that pink. And the boys are so cute with their ill fitting clothes and crazy haircuts and their runny noses. They are the cutest wildest devils you ever saw! One girl is amazing at English, down to using elaborate hand gestures... she is the one who wants to be a singing cardiologist and donate 10% of her earnings to "less civilized" countries to develope her method of healing. Another girl is torn between being a pianist or a comic book artist. Another girl has as many as "50 dreams." Another girl doesn't speak a word of English and is quite "Special," but every class she pulls my shirt and waves at me.I speak with her and she nods and smiles widely; I know she has no clue what I am saying, but we have a bond. One girl sets me up with a new 3rd grade boy every class, and I have to gently let the boy down who then gives a sigh of relief that I won't marry him. I feel used.

One class made me particularly angry and one student asked, "Teacher what wrong?" and I said "You are all driving me crazy!" And now one girl in that class walks in every morning and says "Carmen-Teacher crazy!" Of course she would remember that word.

 There is one boy who my teacher swears is "Special." I think that means special needs, but I donno as all the children are "Special" according to her.  This one "special" boy has very good English. He called me over, climbed up on his chair, and pulled my nose saying, "Teacher big nose! Beautiful!" and stroked my nose until I swatted him off. Today he came up to me and said "Carmen-Teacher has a big beautiful nose!" Another boy is tall and skinny and awkward, and looks like the Korean version of my nephew, J, at that age... I just want to hug him. Another boy is incredibly hyper and runs around the class and I have to grab him mid run and put him back in his seat and stand next to him all class. Some times if I am across the room he goes "Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, Carmen,Carmen, Carmen, Carmen, Carmen-Teacher, Carmen-Teacher" until I get exasperated and go "WHAT?" and he giggles and shrugs his shoulders.

Two boys apparently had just learned the macarena, as they were practicing it before class. They were trying to show other students how to do it too. It was so cute! I asked them what they were doing and one boy said, "Oh its the Macaroni."  And I had to force down a laugh as they taught me the "Macaroni."

I did an acting activity with them today. Some students were just too shy and scared to get up and act. But one class took it very serious. One boy was prop master and was in charge of flying a bird across the "stage" and being a monkey at a certain time. He did it with such skill and he was so proud.  Another boy directed his whole group to ensure that everything was right on cue. He got angry when a student lost his or her lines. Another student literally practiced her little scream. And one boy go so into the moment he cried "STELLA!" I was laughing so hard, I cried--he was just so into the moment of the giant banana and the small chair. He was so proud, it was as if  he had been waiting for that opprutunity his whole life.

No description of these cute little monsters would be complete without telling you about Konglish. These are words I cannot break the kids of:
"Teacher Finishy"-Teacher, I am finished.
"Geeetar"-Guitar
"Oppice"- "Office"
"I was (good, bad, sunny)" -It was sunny, good, bad.
"I go played swimming"-I went swimming.
"oranji"-orange (which is actually the Korean word for Orange)
"yesa" accompanied by a nod and a blank look-what the heck are you talking about lady?
"It's a big."- It's big.
"lunchy"=lunch
"Englishy"= English
Any givin conversation goes some what like this:
Ss: Englishy
me: English
Ss: Englishy.
Me: Eng-l-ishhhh
Ss: Eng-li-ssshhhhhhyyy
Me: No! Not Englishy, English.
Ss: English
Me: Yes! Say it one more time: English.
Ss (with an esasperated nod): Englishy.
Me: (Whimper)

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Happy Chuseok

Chuseok (Korean Thanksgiving) has come and gone. I did not eat a ton of food, though my school did make me eat 5 rice cakes stuffed with seseme seeds. To celebrate this eating holiday, I got five days off of work--two days of weekend, and then two days to recover from the food coma. And in true style M came up for four days. Both of us had the Thanksgiving blessing of colds, so the holiday was spent mostly staring at the walls of my apartment, noses in tissues, and moaning in frustrated pain. We did manage to venture out though, taking a trip to Gangnam to view the sleek buildings and the naked statues in front of the bank buildings. In our coma-like states I think we stood staring at the strewn about flyers advertising call girls for far too long. Apparently it is customary to take a picture of the flyer with your phone as you continue walking past, then you can call later. But we tourists stood looking at the piles of them for quite some time. Some how we made it back to my apartment.

The next day we were even more miserable, so we took the elevator up to the 19th floor and climbed the stairs to the roof of my apartment building. The view and the breeze cheered us up considerably and we were able to brave the Chuseok crowds at the grocery store. Some how we got home.

Monday we forced ourselves out of the area and went to Danggogae, where the beginning of a national park is. We planned on meeting a few people for a hike. By the end of the subway ride, we were exhausted but pumped. No one was there. We walked around the town searching for a way to get up the mountain, but decided that we would just wallow in our defeat at the Dunkin Donuts. On our way we noticed two bums leaning up against the subway building, turns out they were our crowd--just extremely hung over. Then two more hang over suffers stagger out of the rail station. We had all made it. We did find the trail head, but got distracted by a giant swing and decided to play on that for a while. By that time we were all exhausted and instead went into a coffee shop and played scrabble for nearly two hours. All I can say is that the Korean children trying to learn English are screwed.

M went home on Tuesday, amidst the crowds pour into and out of Seoul. It was like New York at rush hour, only no one seems to know how to stick to one side of the side walk. It's like a wall of Koreans vs another wall of Koreans. And we all have to push to gain an inch, instead of just side stepping. Needless to say, I needed a nice bloody show to watch after that ordeal.

Today I felt much better and proved it by meeting a couple of people for lunch, a river cruise, and dinner. Lunch was a fancy, fancy place and a mixture of French and Japanese food. Topped off with a "milk pudding" that was to die for! It was almost a custard texture, with mango "fizz" (as we called it because it fizzed in your mouth), kiwi, vanilla bean, pear, and KIX cereal on top. I could have done without the KIX, but the rest was good. Afterwards we got onto our private boat to take the river tour--we all broke out into chorus--gotta love SNL (This could be why the boat driver tried to kill us).

Well the boat driver had us strap on our life jackets and then sent us to the front of the boat, where we all got happy and giddie. Then the boat driver jerked the boat to the left then to the right and all of us went swaying and screaming towards one end or the other. A few of us nearly went over board--myself included. But thankfully my elbow dragging on the floor of the boat saved my life. So for the next few minutes of the ride we clung to the main mast while the boat driver giggled evilly.  But it was good, we got some nice candid shots of us and on the videos there are actual screams instead of fake ones.  The driver did calm down and let us relax a bit and take some pictures of the city, bef
ore starting up the whole business again. This time I was way up front and gripping a handrail. I thought I was clever and had it wedged between my legs. When the boat rocked forward, however, all I got was a nice bruising and then managed to slide around the other side of the rail-- not helpful. Thankfully, everyone was watching some one else trying to crawl back into the boat and didn't notice me half flopping out of the boat in quite an ungraceful manner. But we all survived and didn't get too wet. So we went and celebrated with more food. Now I am sitting in the apartment exhausted from the excitement and the food. And craving more "milk pudding."

In other news, a friend shared this link: http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/14/us/downloads-are-slowest-in-idaho-study-finds.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss
apparently they could not find anything else to write about.

As for pictures, the stupid internet is too slow to allow them to post on here. Sorry :S

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Seoul New, Seoul Old

What a good weekend! Friday night M and I just walked around the neighborhood and had a beer at the Family Mart. It is so nice to be able to get a cheap beer and sit outside and watch people go by. Thank goodness for Family Marts with tables! The next day was an almost frantic rush to find co-teachers and principals gifts--I got so into it that I forgot to actually get anyone anything. After depositing the gifts at homebase, we took the metro across Seoul to the Gyeonbukgung Palace-a palace originially built in the 14th Century, but destroyed over and over again. Most of what we saw yesturday was either from the 19th or 20th centuries. It was a weird sight, high rises butted up against the old Palace replica.

It was very hot yesterday and water was in short supply. I admidt, I was kind of cranky. However, I still had fun and was able to enjoy the arctitexture. For some reason, tourists could only look inside the throne room, nothing else. That was quite disapointing. The main feature were the grounds though--wonderful Koi ponds. Also attachted to the palace is a Folk Art Museum, which we ducked in for some cool air. This museum was pretty cool as it showed us how to make kimchi, soju, hemp clothing (what a process), salt, and much, much more! I have decided that the palace would be best during the fall when all the trees change colors.

One of the ponds

We kept wandering around the palace and eventually wound up going through a guarded doorway, only to discover we were standing in front of the drive way to the Blue House, or South Korea's version of the White House. We didn't even realize it was there (even though the subway exit did mention something about government buildings). Of course we took pictures.



After going to the Palace (and apparently missing some friends who were there at the same time as me),  we went to Itaewon to have dinner. We stumbled around the foreign area for a bit before finaly deciding that hamburgers were much needed. We ate at Kraze Burgers, a fun, trendy burger joint. My hamburger had cheese, sweet pickles, jalapenos, hot sauce, and onions on it--so good! Matt's was quite similar. Then of course we had to order the "Idaho fries," which came with horseraddish. I don't think some thing so simple has ever tasted so good!

And today I ate pizza. I tried to be good and not mix all these foods, but considering I get corn in every meal any way, whats the harm of a tiny bit of tomato sauce too. To my surprise, there was corn on my pizza--yeah not a fan of corn on pizza, makes it way too sweet. But Korean pizza is good, thin chewy crust and a tiny amount of pizza sauce and the rest toppings! Yummmm!

Now my apartment is quite and empty and I don't want to go back to work tomorrow lol.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Life in Seoul

I think I must hate writing. I never write! Right now I am desk warming, all my lesson plans are caught up for next week and almost the week after. I honestly have no clue as to when I am supposed to turn in lesson plans. As it is, I will wind up changing or rewriting these lesson plans next week, as the teacher will have some other idea--which is fine.

I am all settled into my apartment. I have the necessities: toliet paper, towels, pots, pans, cups, plates, chopsticks, electric kettle, a microwave I never use, coffee, salt, and pepper. I am in desperate need of spices--but that will just have to wait until I can't take it any more or I get a paycheck.

My school furnished me with a douvet and pillow coverings for my bed. But I had to go buy the pillows. I was told that Lotte Mart would be the cheapest place to buy things. LIE! I spent $14 on a freaking pillow--only to find that at HOME PLUS (an affliate of Costco) I can get the same pillow for $5. Lotte Mart has things in English and Hongul, I think that is what you pay for. Home Plus is all in Hongul, but it is easier to find things and cheaper too. I am still desperately looking for black flats to wear to work since mine got destroyed in the Korean monsoon. But shoes are expensive and ugly here.

Any way, back to apt! I live on the 5th floor--above a convient store, two restuarants, and a pharmacy, and a dentist's office. I have a lovely view of the mountains and the city. My apt is located close to everything, it take like 15 minutes to get to Itaewon, probaly 20-25 minutes to get to Gangnam (big foreign districts in Seoul)--this is all by subway of course. My apt is also located just a ten minute walk away from school. My school is very nice. It is an old school  and the students are mostly children of trade workers. Still, they are very smart and eager to learn English--until they get to 6th grade. I will take pictures of my classroom soon. I am lucky and have a desk in the best part of the school--the English room. We have a smart board, the window shades have English phrases on them, there is a mini library, it is amazing. The other classrooms I teach in are not so nice, but still they have projectors and tv screens, so that is a plus! My co-teachers are amazing. They are young still and we are grouped in with the music and art teachers, who are also young. We go out to lunch once a month and have coffee every day together. They all speak basic English. We are going out for a girls' night to TGI Fridays on Tuesday night!

hmm what else? My neighborhood is nice. I have markets, bus stop, subway, Home Plus, and a river running by my apartment. Next to the river is an outdoor gym. There are even bathrooms for this outside gym--one especially for little kids--but the doors to it are glass. Weird. I do have a lot of homeless people around. My teacher told me today (after a week of living here), "Carmen-Teacher, I should tell you, please, do not go outside at night by self. Very dangerous, I tink." I tend to agree on this statement. So far I haven't been hurt but this morning walking to work, some crazy homeless dude whips out a knife... he kept walking but I nearly peed myself.  Who whips out a knife when they are walking towards some one any way--and not a small pocket knife, a freaking butterfly knife! I am glad I smuggled my pepperspray here.

I am very excited for the weekend. M is coming in from rural S. Korea. I am going to show him Seoul and make him super jealous of my apartment. Hahaha. I am evil. Well, pictures to come soon, I promise. I don't have any pictures on this computer, as it is my work computer.